When I get big, fat, and juicy...

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Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 7:32:39

When I get big, fat, and juicy...


There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Raaj.

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 13:13:53

lololol Good one!

Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 15:17:53

omg thats amazing! rofl

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 18:46:20

lol nice one.

Post 5 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 20:26:08

lol! funny